Hey guys! I'm baaack!
I know it's been quite a while since you've last heard from me, but after the incredible reception you guys gave me on the two real-life accounts I shared on here last year, I figured this was as good a time as any to sit down and tell you all about what Andrew and I have been up to these past couple months. And my oh my, do I have a LOT to tell you!
I know this is a big forum, but you guys still remember me, right?
Yeah, I thought as much. I guess it's kinda hard to forget about the obnoxious loudmouth teenager who ganged up with a bunch of his classmates and successfully bum-rushed his brother. I'm sure you guys also remember my well-meaning attempt to renew with Andrew and how that inevitably led us towards some rather important self-discoveries.
I ended up getting more than I'd bargained for, of course.
And yes, I've definitely grown up and learnt my lesson!
Now if those events don't ring any bells in your mind, why the hell are you even reading this?!
Scroll up to the top of this thread and read the "Author's Note" before coming back here. Otherwise, you won't get much out of reading this.
In any case, those real-life accounts I ended up sharing with you guys had a profound impact on me, and they changed Andrew quite a bit as well. So much has happened since then! So much time has passed. What's it been, a year and a half since my last journal entry? Sheesh. Time really does fly doesn't it?
Anyways, Andrew just celebrated his twentieth birthday last week - I'm seventeen now! - and is currently in college and studying to be a paramedic. Times must be desperate indeed if they're recruiting the likes of him. Hahaha! Just kidding. He's actually pretty smart for a guy who spends most of his free time lazing around, playing video games and whatnot. Definitely smarter than Matt, Lachlan, Chris and the rest of his lumberhead college buddies.
Andrew's changed a lot in the past year and a half.
The last time you guys heard from me, I was telling you how relatively evenly matched we both were, in terms of strength and physical prowess. He was only a few inches taller, a bit heavier and a tad bit stronger than I was. Not anymore though!
My hairy-legged brother hit a MAJOR growth spurt a few weeks prior to his nineteenth birthday and he hasn't stopped growing since!
I, on the other hand, haven't changed much at all. My voice is a fair bit deeper and I'd like to think I've matured a bit, but aside from that, I'm still the same 5'7 twerp I was eighteen months ago.
Andrew's topping 6'2 now, and his feet, which were always disproportionally large, reached a stunning size 14 US.
That's freakin' huge! I've never seen feet that big. I mean, just look at them!
Personality-wise, he's changed a lot as well.
Don't get me wrong, he's still the somewhat introverted and quiet type. He's definitely not your average college partygoer, which is probably why he chooses to make the short home-college commute instead of renting a dorm-apartment like Chris and the rest of his gang.
So yeah, Andrew is fairly unchanged in that regard. But ever since graduating from high school and moving on to college, he's become much more...confident and self-assured. Even his manner of dressing is far more "jockish" - for lack of a better term - than what it used to be.
He's always going around, wearing that really puffy North Face jacket of his.
I sometimes tease him about how incredibly fat and bulbous it looks, but in his defence, it really does give him an unmistakably buff and manly look. Chicks really seem to dig that look on him.
As I'm sure most of you will recall, I used to be able to make him blush by teasing him about his smelly socks and feet all the time. But I guess the rhetoric eventually got old, 'cause my jabs and insults don't seem to be carrying much weight with him anymore.
Speaking of feet, his have gotten smellier over the course of the last year and a half!
I don't know if this has anything to do with the hormonal change that provoked his incredible growth spurt, but his foot odour - which was always borderline intolerable - has become something of a serious issue.
As if that wasn't bad enough, it really doesn't help that his sock-changing habits, or lack thereof, remain extremely irregular and dubious at best.
No, but seriously, I don't know how to tell him this, but he needs to get his feet checked.
You do NOT wanna be in the same room as him when he gets back from classes and kicks his shoes off!
Anyways, I'm really getting ahead of myself.
I have a lot of stuff to tell you, but seeing as how I'm new to all this narrator stuff, I'll admit that I'm a bit at a loss on how to go about writing this.
I saw that this "Bondagefreak" guy does a lot of polls and interactive stuff on here.
Everyone seems to enjoy that a lot, so I think I'm gonna go ahead and submit this tale to a vote as well.
There are three major events that I really wanna tell you guys about.
First, there was that time my brother's friend Matt and I ended up being bound side-by-side.
Then there was the time my dad came home early and found Andrew and I engaging in a rather intense bondage session.
And lastly, there was that time I decided to tie up and gag my little cousin before finally getting punished for it.
Andrew and I had a lot of fun in between, but those were the best - or worst, depending on how you look at it - experiences the two of us had this past year.
So what's it gonna be, guys?
Which one of those three experiences d'you wanna hear about first?
I know there are tons of lurkers and quiet readers on here. I was a lurker myself not long ago. But there's no reason to be shy, guys. If you're reading this, then I need your support. That's why I'm gonna set the bar fairly high and ask for a minimum of thirty votes before carrying on with the start of these adventures.
WHICH ONE OF MY ADVENTURES DO YOU WANNA HEAR ABOUT FIRST?
I NEED A MINIMUM OF 30 ANSWERS BEFORE DECIDING HOW TO CARRY ON WITH THIS TALE.
HERE ARE THE AVAILABLE CHOICES:
B - THE TIME ANDREW AND I ACCIDENTALLY GOT CAUGHT IN THE ACT
C - THE TIME I TIED MY LITTLE COUSIN AND GOT IN TROUBLE FOR IT