Limerick Challenge
- LordNelson
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Limericks have a simple rhyming scheme but they can be more difficult than you may think. Some times finding words that rhyme is not easy. I challenge you to write a TUG limerick. Here is one to get things started;
There is a nice lady named Carol
Stark naked she had no apparel
Legs and arms tightly bound
Gagged mouth makes no sound
And then she got stuffed in a barrel
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Limericks have a simple rhyming scheme but they can be more difficult than you may think. Some times finding words that rhyme is not easy. I challenge you to write a TUG limerick. Here is one to get things started;
There is a nice lady named Carol
Stark naked she had no apparel
Legs and arms tightly bound
Gagged mouth makes no sound
And then she got stuffed in a barrel
- LordNelson
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Lily wiggled frantically to get free
Her friends had tied her to a tree
Sometimes TUG games aren't much fun
When you really need to run
The poor girl desperately had to pee
Her friends had tied her to a tree
Sometimes TUG games aren't much fun
When you really need to run
The poor girl desperately had to pee
There once was a cute blonde named Lexi
Who thought herself terribly sexy
With her tightly hogtied
We could see with our eyes
That she also was pretty darned flexy
Who thought herself terribly sexy
With her tightly hogtied
We could see with our eyes
That she also was pretty darned flexy
Links to all of my stories can be found here in the Story Catalog: https://www.tugstories.com/viewtopic.php?f=46&t=6023
Isn't there already a limerics thread?
A gay young, switch from Khartoum
Took another the same to his room.
They argued all night
Over who had the right
To do what, with which and to whom.
A gay young, switch from Khartoum
Took another the same to his room.
They argued all night
Over who had the right
To do what, with which and to whom.
They all say boxer shorts are cool,
but little Speedos always rule.
but little Speedos always rule.
Isn't there already a limerics thread?
A gay young, switch from Khartoum
Took another the same to his room.
They argued all night
Over who had the right
To do what, with which and to whom.
A gay young, switch from Khartoum
Took another the same to his room.
They argued all night
Over who had the right
To do what, with which and to whom.
They all say boxer shorts are cool,
but little Speedos always rule.
but little Speedos always rule.
A speedy young domme called Victoria
Tied up Sir Gerald du Maurier
Then fourteen blowhards
And the Brigade of Guards
And the band of the Waldorf Astoria.
Tied up Sir Gerald du Maurier
Then fourteen blowhards
And the Brigade of Guards
And the band of the Waldorf Astoria.
They all say boxer shorts are cool,
but little Speedos always rule.
but little Speedos always rule.
- LordNelson
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I met The Queen one sunny day
A lovely woman with lots to say
She was charming and smart
And won over my heart
But I bound and gagged her anyway
A lovely woman with lots to say
She was charming and smart
And won over my heart
But I bound and gagged her anyway
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I sat in my boring math class
And studied my teachers sexy ass
I imagined her bound in rope
But I knew there wasn't much hope
If I tied her up I wouldn't pass
And studied my teachers sexy ass
I imagined her bound in rope
But I knew there wasn't much hope
If I tied her up I wouldn't pass
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- LordNelson
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- LordNelson
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My sexy friend named Kelly
Lies hogtied on her belly
Hands and feet in the air
Her fingers wiggle there
Along side her toes so smelly
Lies hogtied on her belly
Hands and feet in the air
Her fingers wiggle there
Along side her toes so smelly
- Weird Aunt Ettie
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- Location: UK
I'm trussed up with rope
Escape: not a hope
It's all my own work
(Call it a personal quirk)
But I still feel a bit of a dope
Escape: not a hope
It's all my own work
(Call it a personal quirk)
But I still feel a bit of a dope
- LordNelson
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No need to, that was great
Each Sunday, a man from Lausanne
used to tie to a beech-tree his son.
The boy said “OK
that you tie me this way,
but a hogtie would be much more fun!”
used to tie to a beech-tree his son.
The boy said “OK
that you tie me this way,
but a hogtie would be much more fun!”
- Alisonlovesropes
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- Location: UK
There's a lady who lives,down my street
I made special arrangements to meet
Now with hands and feet bound
I wriggle around
As she scrapes her nails over my feet.
I made special arrangements to meet
Now with hands and feet bound
I wriggle around
As she scrapes her nails over my feet.
Sometimes gagged, sometimes blindfold. Always barefoot.
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Kayleigh is feeling quite blue
She knows there's nothing to do
Bound by her bad brother
Hoped for rescue by mother
But it seems that he's tied her up too
She knows there's nothing to do
Bound by her bad brother
Hoped for rescue by mother
But it seems that he's tied her up too
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Julie asked "Tie me up please?"
I replied "Get down on your knees"
Rope tied from foot to hand
Bound like that she cannot stand
Now she's ready for a tease
I replied "Get down on your knees"
Rope tied from foot to hand
Bound like that she cannot stand
Now she's ready for a tease