As usual, Jake was the first one in the stadium parking lot. He was getting his gear together when suddenly a white van pulls into the parking space next to him. He pays it no mind thinking it to be the grounds crew who usually are the second people in the parking lot.
“OMG! Jake Walker?”
Jake’s attention is pulled from his equipment and shifts to the bubbly voice calling his name. He turns to see a Greenvale University cheerleader next to the van wearing their iconic metallic green push up sports bras and orange mini skirts.
The Greenvale U Cheer Squad had gotten social media famous over the past few years after being proclaimed “the hottest cheer team in the US” by some website. They would post constantly on their tik tok, showing off their outfits, their workout routines or just doing seductive dances for the camera, anything to get themselves in the public eye. Jake hated them and their constant attempts to gain attention.
“OMG!! It is you!!!” One of the cheerleaders squealed. Jake recognized her as Charlie Dupont, the cheer captain of the squad and the social media mastermind behind the whole operation. She was much shorter in person than he expected, standing at barely five feet tall by Jake’s estimation. Her golden blonde hair and golden tanned breasts both bounced slightly as she skipped over to Jake.
“Uhh, hi” Jake gets out unenthusiastically before being interrupted.
“I’m like such a big fan! You’re like my favorite player! Should we take a selfie? I think we should take a selfie!” Charlie jumps up slightly to put her arm around Jake's shoulder dragging his neck down with surprising force so both their heads are at a similar enough level where a selfie can be snapped. “Say cheeseeeee!” She flashes a picture perfect smile and snaps the picture. “OMG! That’s definitely going on Insta!”
“Yeah, cool, well I gotta get going” Says Jake shuffling away.
“Wait! I have to show you something!” Charlie interjects looking up from her phone. “We made a special cheer for you!”
“A special cheer?” Jake asks confused, not sure if he should feel honored or weirded out.
“Yes! Do you want to hear it?” Asks Charlie excitedly.
“Um, well, I guess…” Jake doesn’t even finish.
“Oh yay!” the cheerleader jumps up and down, clapping her hands rapidly causing a heaving in her breasts which was minimized due to her tight sports bra. “Ladiessssss!” she calls out to no one in particular.
Jake is initially confused until the back of the van opens and out pours a dozen or so pom-pom wielding cheerleaders, all dressed in identical metallic green sports bras and an orange mini skirt. They funnel out of the van and lock arms with each other, making a ring that encircles and surrounds Jake. Jake looks around confused at the diverse group of young women, who no matter their height, hair color or ethnicity they all had the same plastic smile and picture perfect physiques.
“J! A! K! E! Jake! Jake! Jake!” The girls start off rubbing their pom poms together and bouncing their hips back and forth.
“Jake is such a fake! If you think that Jake can win then that is a mistake!”
“Hey!” Jake now realizes he may be on the end of a prank.
“But please have no fear! We are Greenvale cheer! We’ll show him his place as a disgrace and make him kiss our rear!” At that the ring of cheerleaders turn around and bend over, exposing white panties under their orange skirts.
Having heard enough, Jake makes a move to exit the circle of cheerleaders but is pushed back by the thrusting rears of the girls, the force sending him backwards and ping ponging across the circle all while the cheer and dance continues.
“He thinks he’s the man, but he’s only just a boy. Let’s bring him down, tie him up and make him into our toy.”
This threat didn’t even have time to register with Jake before Charlie launched a brutal sneakered kick into his crotch, dropping him to the ground. The last thing he saw before falling flat on his face was Charlie smiling gleefully, hands on her cocked hips.
“Don’t you try and fight, we’ll truss your ass real tight. It’s far too late, there’s no escape from our Greenvale might!”
The chant didn’t stop as Charlie pounced on Jake's back and started binding his wrists and ankles with green and orange ribbons.
“Greenvale is our name, Jake is very lame. He’ll come with us with little fuss and he’ll have to miss his game!” Jake could only see the cheerleaders twirling legs from his spot face down on the pavement.
“Stop! What are you doing to mmmphhh!” This was all Jake could say before Charlie wrapped a Greenvale U bandana in between his teeth and tied it around his head.
“Things for you look bleak! Go ahead and try to speak! Is it so bad, you look so mad that compared to us you're weak!”
At that point Jake was already fully hogtied and gagged. Charlie smiles down at him and then turns on her heel and twirls her finger in a “wrap it up” gesture to her squad. The dozen or so girls all lift Jake's bound body with relative ease while continuing the chant.
“There’s nothing you can say! We’re taking you away! We are cats, and you’re a rat, we’re predators, you're prey!”
“Hmmmmmph mmmmmmmph!” Jake cries into his gag as he twists, trying to loosen the cheerleader’s hold on him as they throw him roughly into the back of the van.
“Hope you enjoyed our show! And just so you know! You'll stay like that, you dirty rat and we might just let you go!” A chorus of cheers and ruffling pom poms fills the air at the conclusion of the cheer.
“Well done ladies!” Beams Charlie taking a seat on the edge of the van, her legs barely touching the pavement. “Did you like it Jake!”
“NMMMMPHHHHH!” Jake responds, rocking back and forth in his strict hogtie.
“Aww, he’s speechless!” She mocks to a chorus of giggles.
“Nnnnn nnnph mmnfm mm hmrm!” Jake pleads.
“Oh, you’re so right Jake, I forgot one thing!” Charlie sticks her hand into Jake's back pocket and pulls out his car keys. “Can’t have people seeing your car, they might get suspicious!”
“Nnnmmph” Jake wiggles in his restraints.
“Aww, don’t worry we’ll take real good care of it” she giggles patting his cheek. She stands up from the van and tosses the keys to another cheerleader. “Well we have a football game to prepare for so we should get going. Everyone say bye Jakey!”
“Bye Jakey!” The cheer squad said in unison giving him infuriating finger waves as they shut the door leaving him in darkness.
definitely needs a Part 2.
