01 - School Shenanigans
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By DJ
Monday July 10th 2000 10:20:30
Hey there! Glad to hear you wanted my story, it is nothing pornographic, or indecent as I should say, I unfortunately might not be able to post it this week cause I am busy on Work Experience and so I don't have much time to do stuff. But don't get too excited, it aint anything like the ones you guys have posted, and it is probably a lot shorter, but it is quite funny.
I also have another short story of when I was at my cousins house and his mum was looking after a girl of our age for the day, we found her a bit annoying and she paid for it!!! But unfortunately so did my cousin, but me being the guest I didn't get in trouble, so I'll also post that one for you lucky guys!!! If your very lucky, I might just post them tonight, lets just wait and see, nice to hear that someone wants my story!!!
THAT SOMEONE
ENGLAND
Monday July 10th 2000 11:40:46
Ok so I managed to find some time so here it is! And may I just say before you read this that Jason was never in danger of being electricuted or anything like that. The telephone cable or wire or whatever was perfectly safe to use. I think.
I was eating lunch with my friends in the usual hangout place. We were talking about something (I forget exactly) but our conversation was interrupted permanently when my friend (lets call him Ryan) came around from the corner almost in tears from laughter.
He came up to us and said, “You gotta see this! They got Jason and they’re gonna put him the bush!”
A bit confused and curious about this I decided to follow Ryan. Literally 2 seconds later I was standing behind a crowd of about 7 people who were doing nothing but laughing and cheering. I fought my way through the crowd and ended up in front of a bush. I looked down and saw my friend Jason on the floor in a kinda hog-tie. His wrists were bound with some cable from a telephone line (the ones that are actually on the telephone), and so were his ankles. His wrists were out in front of him, and another piece of telephone line connected his wrists to his ankles. Don’t ask me why he was bound with a telephone line, I think my friend just brought in a telephone for some strange reason that day.
So there was Jason, on the floor being rolled into the bush and totally humiliated as the crowd got a bit bigger. He struggled a lot but gave up in the end and just came out with pathetic pleas for help like “heeelp me”. I guess he had this coming to him, he’s always been a bit annoying and so I guess his friends just got a bit too annoyed with him.
About 10 minutes later when I was back with my friends laughing about what had happened we saw the crowd disperse. I went over to see if Jason was still there, and sure enough he was! But this time some people, his friends and mine, were there untying him. I think they said something to him, but I can’t remember what they said. But Jason was not going to take this much longer, and so as soon as they undid his ankles he managed to get up and run away. Suddenly the crowd came back again and watched him run away. It was hilarious! We were all watching him running like a parot. His wrists were still bound, and they were bound in the sort of way which stopped him from moving his elbows as well. So picture this! Here was Jason running around the school (for about 5 minutes) with his wrists bound, and his arms going up and down in front of him as he ran. He was the spitting image of a parot running, except his head wasn’t bobbing, his arms were.
But he was unfortunate and stupid running off like that. Because the people that untied him went running after him and eventually caught up with him when he ran out of breath. They grabbed him and pulled him over to the original people that tied him up. They were a little amused at what had happened, and I think everyone was!
But they hadn’t finished yet. They got the rest of the telephone line out and pushed him against a kind of cage door witch lead to the “pupil no go zone”. This door was ideal, they took Jason’s arms and put them against the cage door above his head and tied them to the cage. Jason was practically standing on tiptoe and looked like he was about to be flogged or something! He was left there for another five or ten minutes while everyone ate lunch. And even unluckier for Jason, it had been raining all the time this had happened.
Eventually he was untied and he showed everyone the marks that the cable had made on his wrists. I got a sneaky peak and the only words that came to mind were “OUCH”. Then a teacher walked by and Jason went over to her and showed her the wrist marks. We all gathered around to see what he had to say. He was obviously very embarrassed by this, I could tell by the way he talked and the fact that he went a bit red. He said to the teacher in a baby voice, “They all laughed at me, and they wouldn’t let me go, and it hurt”. The teacher was also a bit amused by this and so suprisingly didn’t tell anyone off.
You would have thought that from this he would have learnt not to be so annoying. But he still is and maybe one day, if someone happens to bring up that past experience of his in front of the people who made it happen (that someone being moi) then maybe they might do it again cause everyone finds him annoying. So if it happens again, then I will tell you guys. I hope you lot liked it! I know it wasn’t as good as some of the ones we’ve heard, but it is the best one that comes to mind.
I have one other experience, that did actually involve me, my cousin and a girl (as I said in the previous post) so if you liked this one and want to hear that one then say so. But if you hated this one and never want to hear from me again then say so.
That Someone again Call me DJ
ENGLAND
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DJ's stories
- 01 - School Shenanigans (m+/m)
- 02 - Family REVENGE! (mm/f)
- 03 - Sleep Over (mm/m)
- 04 - One of my favorites - a different version of Hide and Seek (mm/m)
Index of all stories in the "Archive for Everyone" section