Limericks

[gaggednbarefoot]

There's a Cougar that lives on our street,
With a fetish for younger men's feet.
When she wants a new toy
She seduces a boy
And ties him tightly and neat.

[Xtc]

And the next one, right this way, please.

[Alisonlovesropes]

Monique had a wonderful bust.
In men it caused nothing but lust.
But if they came near it,
Before they could feel it,
They ended up stripped gagged and trussed.

[Xtc]

Boom-tsh!

[rafeylovesbonds]

There was a young rigger named Sue,
Whose knot tying just wouldn't do.
Whoever she tied,
Her efforts defied,
Getting loose in a moment or two.

[Xtc]

Nicely done.

When someone tried this on the 'old site' the results wee rubbish; these are much better.

[rafeylovesbonds]

There was a young damsel from Spain,
Who liked to be bound with a chain.
She liked it done tight
So she stayed there all night
To be found next day struggling in vain.

[Xtc]

A young bondage top form Khartoum
Took another the same to his room.
They argued all night
Over who had the right
To do what, with which, and to whom.

[Xtc]

An efficient young madame called Gloria
Tied up Sir Gerald du Maurier,
Then the Brigade of Guards,
And five Royal Huzzars
And the band of the Waldorf Astoria.

(With thanks to the tradition.)

[Beaumains]

There once was a girl of Stanhope,
who met a man in love with rope.
He tied her like a hog,
and sometimes as a frog,
as his prisoner had lost all hope.

[rafeylovesbonds]

There was a young fellow called Dave
Desiring to be some girl's slave.
He dreamed every night,
Of her tying him tight,
And leaving him there with a wave.

[rafeylovesbonds]

There was a girl, surname McDuff,
Of bondage she couldn't get enough.
Tied front or behind back,
By rope, tape, saran wrap,
Or even locked up in handcuffs.

[rafeylovesbonds]

There was an old domme who would say
She had tied many men every day.
Hard bondage or light,
It must have been a sight,
For none of them ever got away.

[rafeylovesbonds]

There was an old guy from Dunoon,
Who the domme thought of as a loon.
When she had him tied,
He just rolled on his side
And fell into a deep and long swoon.

[OldTUGger]

There was a young lass named Nicole
Who was bound with strong ropes to a pole
She struggled and strained
And so loudly complained
That I gleefully gagged her pie-hole.

[rafeylovesbonds]

There was an old domme who would say
She had tied many men every day.
Hard bondage or light,
It must have been right,
For none of them ever got away.

[rafeylovesbonds]

There was a young girl called Marlene,
Who of knot-tying was the queen.
If she tied you tight,
You'd stay there all night,
For she'd leave you there cos she's mean.

[rafeylovesbonds]

There was a young girl called Mai Ling,
Who tied people up in Peking.
At knots she was ace,
Discreet was her place,
But full of folk bound and struggling.

[Xtc]

On Tuesday a young lass from Ryde
Several young fellows had tied.
She said, " You must know
That I'll soon let you go".
But by Friday they knew she had lied.

[rafeylovesbonds]

There was a young girl who was bored,
So she tied herself up with some cord.
She struggled and fought,
All night but for naught,
No escape room did her bonds afford.

[rafeylovesbonds]

Come on everybody! Strain your brains and let's see some more contributions, and contributors, to this thread!

[cellofello]

There once was a lass quite coquettish
Who asked men to help with her fetish.
"Please wrap me in tape
So I cannot escape.
It just makes my you-know-what wettish."

[rafeylovesbonds]

Now that's a good one! Thanks, @cellofello